Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!! :)

Yesterday some of the residents at work and I were swapping jokes. I want to share some of my favorites:

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes?"
Fsh.

Where does a general put his armies?
In his sleevies.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. A worker sees him and starts walking over to him to see if he can help with anything. Then the blind man picks up the dog by the tail and starts swinging him around. The worker runs over and says, "What are you doing?!" The blind man says, "Oh, I'm just looking."

A pan of muffins was in the oven. One muffin turned to another and said, "Man, is it getting hot in here to you?" And the other muffin says, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! A talking muffin!"