Sometimes I wonder about firsts. For example, what plane-crash-stranded-on-a-desert-island kind of tragedy made someone so hungry that they thought eating oysters was a good idea? (I don't care if you've had them and think that they TASTE delicious. Look at this slimy monster. You can't tell me that this LOOKS fit for human consumption.)
Mmm. So tasty.
Today's gem came from watching a chick flick, where of course it came to the awkward make-out scene. And I wondered how exactly kissing got started.
Eve: "So... You have lips....
I have lips."
Adam: "Maybe we could mush them together for a bit and see how that goes?"
In other words, kissing is weird.
No comments:
Post a Comment